1 + Infinity != Infinity

I know, it sounds weird... but it's true.  Actually you can't add anything to infinity at all, and if you tried you could create some sort of cosmic paradigm where the infinite universe attempts to join with another dimension and that could really screw things up.  [See Futurama for confirmation]

I've always wanted to have a theorem named after me (jealous of that damn Pythagoras) but I don't think this will cut it.  Especially since this is apparently something that has been accepted as fact for hundreds of years?  Oh well, my day will come.  Until then, leave infinity alone.